BlueAnon die-hards believe Trump hid additional evidence in Ivana Trump's casket

The hashtag #TrumpIsGoingToJail trending led me to another, even darker hashtag: #DigHerUp

Conspiracy theories take all shapes and sizes, and often a person’s belief in one conspiracy theory or another tends to hinge on what their political leanings are. If you believe that Hillary Clinton was using a private e-mail server to avoid FOIA requests being made at her expense and used BleachBit to delete all her e-mails without a trace… actually, that one’s ‘settled science’ as my boy Dr. Fauci would say.

Okay, let’s start again. If you believe that the Clintons have a body count a mile long and they are at least indirectly responsible for the deaths of at least 48 people, then you likely lean to the right. There, this one’s at least in the realm of speculation.

And if you believe that Donald Trump pilfered nuclear secrets and literally hid the documents inside his ex-wife's casket then I’m going to go out on a limb and say you lean left pretty significantly. In fact, you’re a True BlueAnon.

Soap Opera Star Nancy Lee Grahn, of General Hospital fame, has proposed this insane theory on her Twitter page. I’ll let her words speak for her:

I have got to give her points on this one. What brought her to this theory? Was it the highly improbable Soap Opera storylines on which she has built her career? That is some galaxy brain shit right there. I don’t know if she was the first to come to this conclusion, but the replies tell me she definitely isn’t alone in this wild belief.

The trail of Ukraine flags and pronouns in bios have also led me to find that #DigHerUp has been trending on Twitter as well. Yes, BlueAnon’s first-stringers are actually calling for the exhuming of Ivana Trump’s casket to check it for evidence buried inside of it at Trump’s golf course in Bedminster, NJ.

Flawless detective work there, genius. Only, it’s not. I won’t go into everything wrong with that in this post, maybe in a compilation article going in-depth on all of that.

For now, here’s more TDS-laced madness.

I’ll admit, this one got me a bit:

I could post more, but you get the idea.

Now I have to ask — what the hell is wrong with you people? Have you truly been driven mad by the constant stream of propaganda getting beamed at you from all your devices? Actually, don’t answer that. The answer is painfully apparent, and it’s not all your fault, just that you never learned to actually think critically.

Most of you sit around waiting for an idea to fall out of the sky so you can latch onto it and be part of a group. I get that it feels nice to belong, but should you really be rallying around the death of a woman who was the ex-wife of the man you hate? On a lighter note; she divorced him, you should be on her side. On a darker note — have some goddamn respect for the deceased.

Sensationalist tabloids dragged her through the mud for decades, and even in death she’s being sensationalized by a bunch of deranged NPC psychopaths. Let her rest.

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