Want the FBI and IRS to skip you in the great political purge of 2022? Do this!

I know a lot of you out there are worried about being punished for being a political dissident, but avoiding it is easier than you think. Here's how.

So you've seen the news. Seems like every day that another high-ranking Republican is discriminated against by alphabet agencies for their love of the color red. Well, there's a secret to that. Just add a few more colors to it! I'm going to show you all how to stay out of the gulags that the authoritarian left are constructing for us, and it's simpler than you think.

The key is to display leftist insignia so you do not get mistaken for a Republican.

1. Nothin’ wrong with me.

2. Nothin’ wrong with me.

3. The simplest way to dress up your social media to fool the FBI and IRS is to put your pronouns in your bio. Most will go for the classics like he/him and she/her, but if you want it to be more effective you have to have fun with it! I will be going with hee/haw.

4. To go with your new pronouns you should also consider using a new gender identity to make the disguise more convincing. Try being a helisexual.

5. The more insignia the better! Throw a Democrat D on there, a BLM flag, red salute fist, etc.

6. Flags. Flags. Flags. Not only should you throw up an LGBTQ+-=^ flag but you should also add a Ukraine flag so people don’t assume you’re with “Hitler 2.0” Putin despite Ukraine being the Nazi nation.

I think you get the idea. The more your social media profiles look like the collection of bumper stickers on the smoking Honda Civic that is typically driven by SJW types, the better.

It’s best to outfit yourself swiftly; Political Passover is coming.

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